[ TEXT ] what
[ TEXT ] how do you have my pants you couldn’t possibly fit into my pants
[ TEXT ] let me check the laundry bloody hell
[ Text ] I didn’t say I was wearing them.
[ Text ] But now I can’t help but wonder. I may have to test this hypothesis.
[ Text ] Shit. Uh, you don’t happen to know a good tailor, do you?
archived-theryanhaywood-blog reblogged this from gaviinology-a and added: [ Text ] Fine. I guess I have no choice but to cut them. What a shame. [ Text ] You wore these often, didn’t you?
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gaviinology-a reblogged this from archived-theryanhaywood-blog and added: [ TEXT ] you’re a PLEB [ TEXT ] if you think i’m coming over to help you get yourself out of my pants you’ve got a big...