gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

hi

Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

hello police

“Oh, Walter,” The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. “I am the police.”